53 results found for tag 'all'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 32 | Where do lifeguards go to dance? | To the beach ball! | |
| 37 | Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? | Well he's all-right now! | |
| 73 | What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? | Bingo! | |
| 80 | Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who escaped from prison? | She was a small medium at large! | |
| 82 | A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What's with the steering wheel in your crotch?" | The pirate says, "Arrrr! It's driving me nuts!" | |
| 91 | Why couldn't the clown juggle? | He just didn't have the balls! | |
| 160 | Where do hamburgers go to dance? | To the meat ball! | |
| 164 | What did one wall say to the other wall? | "I'll meet you at the corner!" | |
| 174 | What washes up on tiny beaches? | Microwaves! | |
| 176 | What did the retarded pirate say? | "Q!!!" | |
| 190 | Why did the coach go to the bank? | To get his quarterback! | |
| 224 | What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common? | No ballroom! | |
| 226 | What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow? | Reality! | |
| 259 | What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head? | "I have only my shelf to blame." | |
| 261 | What state has the smallest soft drinks? | Minisoda! | |
| 279 | What do you call an alligator with a vest? | An investigator! | |
| 290 | What is really bad at baseball but really good at parties? | A pitcher full of margaritas! | |
| 307 | What's a hillbilly's favorite thing to do on Halloween? | Pumpkin. | |
| 334 | What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? | A bad golfer goes *WHACK*, "Shit!" and a bad skydiver goes "Shit!", *WHACK*! | |
| 343 | How do you cut a small pizza? | With Little Caesars! | |
| 348 | What does every pirate hate? | A small chest with no booty! | |
| 352 | What did the naughty soccer announcer get for Christmas? | COOOOOAAAAAALLLL!!!! | |
| 353 | What do you call a fast zombie? | A zoombie! | |
| 371 | What kind of doctor is always on call? | An oncologist! | |
| 387 | How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's house? | You just go alright alright alright! | |
| 428 | Why are pirates called "pirates"? | They just arrrrghhhh!! | |
| 437 | What does Cinderella do when she gets to the ball? | Gag! | |
| 445 | What do you call a camel with no humps? | Humphrey! | |
| 458 | Where do lions do their shopping? | At the maul! | |
| 475 | What kind of room has no walls? | A mushroom! | |
| 479 | Why did the gay whale choke? | Because he swallowed a lot of seamen! | |
| 487 | A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off of a cliff... | Bah dum tss! | |
| 517 | What do you get when you divide a Jack-O'-Lantern's circumference by its diameter? | Pumpkin pi! | |
| 521 | What do you call a T-rex who sells guns? | A small arms dealer! | |
| 524 | What did the ghost say to the bee? | "Boo, bee!" | |
| 531 | What do you call a stupid aardvark? | A tardvark! | |
| 558 | How does a robot handle a one night stand? | He nuts and bolts! | |
| 561 | Why is Bruce Wayne so good at baseball? | Because he is the Batman! | |
| 577 | Two ants were crawling up Prince Charming's legs. | One turned to the other and said, "Meet you at the Royal Ball tonight!" | |
| 602 | How do you sexually harass a classical music fan? | You grab em by Debussy! | |
| 613 | Why did the old lady fall in the well? | Because she didn't see that well. | |
| 614 | Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards off the boat? | Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat! | |
| 621 | What's a trashman's favorite holiday? | HAULER-ween! | |
| 640 | What is a giraffe's favorite fruit? | Neck-tarines! | |
| 654 | Why did Humpty Dumpty love autumn? | Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall! | |
| 667 | What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? | A flat minor! | |
| 668 | What do you get when you drop a piano on a military base? | A flat major! | |
| 695 | Why did the tiny pepper put on a sweater? | Because she was a little chilli! | |
| 702 | What do slutty horses wear on their hooves? | Whoreshoes! | |
| 709 | How does a lady vampire flirt? | She bats her eyes! | |
| 716 | What's small, red, and has to whisper? | A hoarse radish! | |
| 730 | How do you comfort a skeleton? | "It's going tibialright!" | |
| 768 | What do you call a car covered in leaves? | An autumobile! |
Terms of use:
- Enjoy using the site.
- Share it with your friends.
- Add a joke!
- I'm not responsible for content.
- Some jokes are offensive and/or *-ist. Deal with it.
© Niko's Corny Joke Machine.