8 results found for tag 'house'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 26 | Why did the house go to the hospital? | Because he had a window pane! | |
| 387 | How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's house? | You just go alright alright alright! | |
| 390 | How much did Santa's sleigh cost? | Nothing; it's on the house! | |
| 489 | Where do rabbits eat breakfast? | IHOP! | |
| 557 | What do you call children born in a whorehouse? | Brothel sprouts! | |
| 619 | What kind of pasta dish is served at frat houses? | Swaghetti Brolonaise! | |
| 731 | How did the Eskimo fix his house? | Igloo-ed it back together! | |
| 765 | Do you know why Steve Jobs' house is so hot? | It doesn't have Windows! |
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