8 results found for tag 'hot'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 163 | How do you make a hot dog stand? | You take away his chair! | |
| 224 | What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common? | No ballroom! | |
| 263 | What did cinderella say while waiting for her photos? | "Someday my prints will come!" | |
| 514 | What do athletes do with a camera? | Take olympics! | |
| 671 | What's Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit? | Cantaloupe! | |
| 695 | Why did the tiny pepper put on a sweater? | Because she was a little chilli! | |
| 719 | Why couldn't the Mexican archer shoot his bow? | He didn't habanero! | |
| 765 | Do you know why Steve Jobs' house is so hot? | It doesn't have Windows! |
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