13 results found for tag 'favorite'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 326 | What's a physicist's favorite meal? | Fission chips! | |
| 330 | What is a feminist's favorite fruit? | Mango! | |
| 382 | What is a pornstar's favorite building material? | Sement! | |
| 397 | What's a Catholic priest's favorite chord? | A minor! | |
| 482 | What is a comedian's favorite drink? | Booze! | |
| 579 | What's a horse's favorite condiment? | Mayoneighhhs! | |
| 609 | What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? | Comet! | |
| 621 | What's a trashman's favorite holiday? | HAULER-ween! | |
| 640 | What is a giraffe's favorite fruit? | Neck-tarines! | |
| 671 | What's Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit? | Cantaloupe! | |
| 712 | What is a pirate's favorite letter? | You think it'd be "R," but it's really the "C"! | |
| 752 | What is a mathematician's favorite kind of boob? | Quantitties! | |
| 770 | What's a pirate's favorite letter? | "P": it's an "R" without a leg! |
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