20 results found for tag 'water'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 81 | Why was the sand wet? | Because the sea weed! | |
| 156 | What do you call a fish with no eye? | A fsh! | |
| 266 | What is the best way to communicate with a fish? | Drop him a line! | |
| 267 | Why are fish so smart? | They live in schools! | |
| 268 | What does a shark like to eat with his peanut butter sandwiches? | Jellyfish! | |
| 270 | Where did the fisherman and the mermaid meet? | On line! | |
| 276 | What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? | Halfway! | |
| 291 | Where do killer whales go on the weekend? | To the Orcastra! | |
| 318 | How do you make holy water? | Boil the Hell out of it! | |
| 347 | How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? | Ten tickles! | |
| 362 | What does American coffee and having sex in a canoe have in common? | It's fucking close to water! | |
| 401 | Why couldn't the DJ fish? | He kept dropping the bass! | |
| 403 | Why aren't whales allowed in strip clubs? | Because they tend to humpback! | |
| 509 | What do you call a bear in the rain? | A drizzly bear! | |
| 588 | What sport can't you do while sleeping? | Awakeboarding! | |
| 614 | Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards off the boat? | Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat! | |
| 639 | What do you call a messy crustacean? | A slobster! | |
| 653 | Why can't you tickle a sailor? | Because they're nautical-ish! | |
| 722 | Why did Ariel get new seashells? | Because she outgrew her B-Shells! | |
| 724 | How do you make a waterbed more bouncy? | Spring water! |
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