7 results found for tag 'soft'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 261 | What state has the smallest soft drinks? | Minisoda! | |
| 406 | Why did Pavlov have such soft hair? | Classic conditioning! | |
| 675 | Why do baby ducks walk softly? | Because baby ducks can't walk hardly! | |
| 681 | Did you hear about the guy who didn't use spreadsheets for fourty days and fourty nights? | He said it was Excel Lent! | |
| 701 | Why was the blonde snorting Sweet 'n Low? | She thought it was diet coke! | |
| 764 | Do you know why Bill Gates wasn't thrown out of the Garden of Eden? | Cause he doesn't like Apples! | |
| 765 | Do you know why Steve Jobs' house is so hot? | It doesn't have Windows! |
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