3 results found for tag 'eyes'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 539 | Did you hear about the guy who could cut wood just by looking at it? | He saw it with his own eyes. | |
| 709 | How does a lady vampire flirt? | She bats her eyes! | |
| 735 | Why is dark spelled with a "K" and not a "C"? | Because you can't "C" in the dark! |
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