15 results found for tag 'arr'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 17 | What did the melon say when her boyfriend said they should get married in Vegas? | "But honey, we canteloupe!" | |
| 18 | What did one snowman say to the other snowman? | "Do you smell carrots?" | |
| 31 | How much do pirate earrings cost? | About a buccaneer! | |
| 176 | What did the retarded pirate say? | "Q!!!" | |
| 240 | What's orange and sounds like a parrot? | A carrot! | |
| 303 | Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? | Because he's married! | |
| 317 | What's orange and sounds like a parrot? | A carrot! | |
| 428 | Why are pirates called "pirates"? | They just arrrrghhhh!! | |
| 534 | Have you heard about the magician who was arrested at the candy store? | He had a few Twix up his sleeve! | |
| 570 | How does a waiter learn to carry so much food? | By taking lots of tray-ning! | |
| 616 | What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? | Feyoncé | |
| 630 | Why is a room full of married people empty? | Because there isn't a single person in it! | |
| 671 | What's Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit? | Cantaloupe! | |
| 719 | Why couldn't the Mexican archer shoot his bow? | He didn't habanero! | |
| 735 | Why is dark spelled with a "K" and not a "C"? | Because you can't "C" in the dark! |
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