11 results found for tag 'bat'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 171 | What do you call James Bond in a bath? | Bubble Oh Seven! | |
| 231 | What does Batman put in his drink? | Just ice! | |
| 308 | Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? | Because the P is silent! | |
| 425 | Why can't two elephants go swimming? | They only have one pair of trunks! | |
| 519 | How much do old batteries cost? | Nothing; they're free of charge! | |
| 561 | Why is Bruce Wayne so good at baseball? | Because he is the Batman! | |
| 594 | How is a nun different from a lady in a bath? | One is a soul full of hope... | |
| 634 | What do you call it when Batman skips church? | Christian Bale | |
| 709 | How does a lady vampire flirt? | She bats her eyes! | |
| 711 | What do you call a cow masturbating in a field? | Beef stroganoff. | |
| 740 | What do people who argue about arithmetic have in common with horny people with lisps? | They are both math debaters! |
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