26 results found for tag 'food'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 33 | Why don't cannibals eat comedians? | Because they taste funny. | |
| 36 | Who came first: the chicken or the egg? | The one with the cigarette! | |
| 38 | Why did the tomato blush? | He saw the salad dressing! | |
| 47 | Why did the baby strawberry cry? | Because his parents were in a jam! | |
| 88 | What did the banana say to the vibrator? | "What are you shakin' for? She's gonna eat me!" | |
| 90 | Did you hear about the guy who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray? | He's now a seasoned veteran! | |
| 154 | What did the masseuse eat for dinner? | Spa-ghetti! | |
| 160 | Where do hamburgers go to dance? | To the meat ball! | |
| 161 | What do you call cheese that isn't yours? | Nacho cheese! | |
| 163 | How do you make a hot dog stand? | You take away his chair! | |
| 326 | What's a physicist's favorite meal? | Fission chips! | |
| 406 | Why did Pavlov have such soft hair? | Classic conditioning! | |
| 462 | What did one plate say to the other plate? | Dinner's on me! | |
| 502 | Why are other vegetables afraid of celery? | Because it stalks! | |
| 507 | Why did the twinkie go to the dentist? | He lost his filling! | |
| 510 | What do you call cheese by itself? | Prov-alone! | |
| 517 | What do you get when you divide a Jack-O'-Lantern's circumference by its diameter? | Pumpkin pi! | |
| 540 | How does dinner smell? | Through its nose! | |
| 557 | What do you call children born in a whorehouse? | Brothel sprouts! | |
| 564 | What do bees use to order food online? | Buzzfeed! | |
| 570 | How does a waiter learn to carry so much food? | By taking lots of tray-ning! | |
| 571 | What do you call a dishonest rice dish? | A jambaliar! | |
| 619 | What kind of pasta dish is served at frat houses? | Swaghetti Brolonaise! | |
| 622 | Why wasn’t the bread invited to the party? | Because he was always so aloaf! | |
| 719 | Why couldn't the Mexican archer shoot his bow? | He didn't habanero! | |
| 747 | Why do the French like to eat snails? | They can't stand fast food! |
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