10 results found for tag 'fall'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 259 | What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head? | "I have only my shelf to blame." | |
| 334 | What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? | A bad golfer goes *WHACK*, "Shit!" and a bad skydiver goes "Shit!", *WHACK*! | |
| 487 | A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off of a cliff... | Bah dum tss! | |
| 517 | What do you get when you divide a Jack-O'-Lantern's circumference by its diameter? | Pumpkin pi! | |
| 613 | Why did the old lady fall in the well? | Because she didn't see that well. | |
| 614 | Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards off the boat? | Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat! | |
| 654 | Why did Humpty Dumpty love autumn? | Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall! | |
| 667 | What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? | A flat minor! | |
| 668 | What do you get when you drop a piano on a military base? | A flat major! | |
| 768 | What do you call a car covered in leaves? | An autumobile! |
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