6 results found for tag 'gun'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 78 | Why was the rubber band gun confiscated during algebra class? | It was a weapon of math destruction! | |
| 322 | Why did the bullet stay home? | Because he was fired! | |
| 521 | What do you call a T-rex who sells guns? | A small arms dealer! | |
| 522 | What do you call a Communist sniper? | A Marxman! | |
| 671 | What's Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit? | Cantaloupe! | |
| 753 | How did Thor lose his lightning powers? | His father grounded him! |
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