8 results found for tag 'fast'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 153 | What do termites eat for breakfast? | Oakmeal! | |
| 353 | What do you call a fast zombie? | A zoombie! | |
| 489 | Where do rabbits eat breakfast? | IHOP! | |
| 548 | What's the fastest cookie in the world? | S'cone! | |
| 573 | What do you call the best Nazi sprinter? | The fasctist! | |
| 681 | Did you hear about the guy who didn't use spreadsheets for fourty days and fourty nights? | He said it was Excel Lent! | |
| 747 | Why do the French like to eat snails? | They can't stand fast food! | |
| 814 | Why are there Pop Tarts but no Mom Tarts? | Because of the pastryarchy! |
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