10 results found for tag 'math'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 78 | Why was the rubber band gun confiscated during algebra class? | It was a weapon of math destruction! | |
| 249 | Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? | He worked it out with a pencil! | |
| 325 | What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? | Beer. | |
| 432 | What's the average math teacher like? | Mean! | |
| 517 | What do you get when you divide a Jack-O'-Lantern's circumference by its diameter? | Pumpkin pi! | |
| 694 | What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 feet long? | A πthon! | |
| 740 | What do people who argue about arithmetic have in common with horny people with lisps? | They are both math debaters! | |
| 752 | What is a mathematician's favorite kind of boob? | Quantitties! | |
| 798 | How are Stephen Hawking and Tony Hawk alike? | They both love ramps! | |
| 807 | What do you call two guys who really like math? | Alge-bros! |
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