36 results found for tag 'one'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 11 | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of shorts? | In case he got a hole in one! | |
| 185 | Why did Helen Keller have a burn on the side of her face? | She thought the iron was a phone! | |
| 186 | Why did Helen Keller have a burn on the OTHER side of her face? | They called back! | |
| 203 | What's the difference between light and hard? | You can sleep with a light on. | |
| 284 | Why is the economy of Ireland so good? | Because the capital is always Dublin! | |
| 294 | What did the shy pebble wish for? | To be a little boulder! | |
| 341 | What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones? | The Rolling Stones say, "Hey, you, get offa my butt!" and a Scotsman says, "Hey, McButt, get offa my ewe!" | |
| 344 | How do you unlock a monestary door? | With a monk key! | |
| 392 | How much does a truck full of bones weigh? | A skele-ton! | |
| 395 | What do you call 50 female pigs and 50 male deer? | 100 sows and bucks! | |
| 406 | Why did Pavlov have such soft hair? | Classic conditioning! | |
| 420 | What do you call a lonely Kleenex? | A missue! | |
| 422 | Why is dirt so expensive? | It has sedimental value! | |
| 444 | How do you pay 5 cents for a concert? | Go see 50 Cent and ask for Nickelback! | |
| 446 | What rock band has four members but doesn't play music? | Mt. Rushmore! | |
| 476 | Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks? | Because they are a little meteor! | |
| 505 | What do you get when you put an iPhone in a blender? | Apple juice! | |
| 510 | What do you call cheese by itself? | Prov-alone! | |
| 548 | What's the fastest cookie in the world? | S'cone! | |
| 556 | What's the only drink size allowed in North Korea? | Supreme Liter! | |
| 558 | How does a robot handle a one night stand? | He nuts and bolts! | |
| 562 | What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? | People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo! | |
| 571 | What do you call a dishonest rice dish? | A jambaliar! | |
| 576 | What kind of bone will a dog never eat? | A trombone! | |
| 619 | What kind of pasta dish is served at frat houses? | Swaghetti Brolonaise! | |
| 625 | Why do you need a GPA of 3.0 or better to make honey? | You can't produce honey without the Bs! | |
| 629 | What is a clumsy bee called? | A bumblebee! | |
| 630 | Why is a room full of married people empty? | Because there isn't a single person in it! | |
| 647 | How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? | Just Juan! | |
| 673 | What happened when 19 and 20 got into a fight? | 21! | |
| 674 | What does a turkey's cell phone sound like? | "Wing wing! Wing wing!" | |
| 730 | How do you comfort a skeleton? | "It's going tibialright!" | |
| 747 | Why do the French like to eat snails? | They can't stand fast food! | |
| 748 | Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet? | We only have one-star reviews! | |
| 772 | Why did the iPad go to the dentist? | Because it had Bluetooth! | |
| 795 | What does an accountant use for birth control? | His personality. |
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