20 results found for tag 'tea'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 194 | Did you hear about the thief who planned to steal 1000 from the bank? | It was a grand plan! | |
| 226 | What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow? | Reality! | |
| 228 | Did you hear the one about the sheet of paper? | It was tearable! | |
| 251 | How does Moses make tea? | Hebrews it. | |
| 285 | How do pilots take their tea? | Plane. | |
| 305 | Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? | They each got six months! | |
| 327 | Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Gray tea? | Because all proper tea is theft! | |
| 369 | How do statisticians like their steak? | Median rare | |
| 432 | What's the average math teacher like? | Mean! | |
| 518 | Did you hear about the guy who was caught pickpocketing dwarves? | How could anyone stoop so low! | |
| 534 | Have you heard about the magician who was arrested at the candy store? | He had a few Twix up his sleeve! | |
| 559 | What did the baker say when his son stole his dough? | "Hey! I kneaded that!" | |
| 575 | What's a martial artist's favorite beverage? | Kara-tea! | |
| 587 | What do you call a stolen Tesla? | An Edison! | |
| 608 | Why do EMTs always travel in sets of two? | Because they're pair-a-medics! | |
| 612 | What happens if someone steals uranium? | It becomes theiranium! | |
| 628 | Why was the band teacher so controversial? | He made his students read band books! | |
| 703 | What kind of teas have the most milk? | Tit-teas! | |
| 801 | Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? | He is fine, he just woke up! | |
| 810 | What crime did the blacksmith commit? | He was accused for forgery but was convicted of steeling! |
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