14 results found for tag 'pirate'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 30 | Did you hear about the new pirate movie? | It's rated ARRRRRR! | |
| 31 | How much do pirate earrings cost? | About a buccaneer! | |
| 66 | Where did the pirate go to college? | Haaaarrrrrvard | |
| 82 | A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What's with the steering wheel in your crotch?" | The pirate says, "Arrrr! It's driving me nuts!" | |
| 176 | What did the retarded pirate say? | "Q!!!" | |
| 348 | What does every pirate hate? | A small chest with no booty! | |
| 349 | What did the pirate say when he walked into his 80th birthday party? | Aye matey! | |
| 428 | Why are pirates called "pirates"? | They just arrrrghhhh!! | |
| 471 | Why did the pirate go to law school? | To pass the barrrr! | |
| 537 | Why is Peter Pan always flying? | He Neverlands! | |
| 569 | Why do pirates like arctic forests? | Because that's where they shiver their timbers! | |
| 712 | What is a pirate's favorite letter? | You think it'd be "R," but it's really the "C"! | |
| 742 | What do you get when you cross a pirate and a pedophile? | Arrrgghh Kelly! | |
| 770 | What's a pirate's favorite letter? | "P": it's an "R" without a leg! |
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