9 results found for tag 'horse'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 246 | What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? | "Pardon me I'm just a little hoarse!" | |
| 256 | Where do ponies go when they aren't feeling well? | To the horsepital! | |
| 257 | Why did the horse see a psychologist? | He was unstable! | |
| 427 | What kind of wine do horses drink? | Chardonneigh! | |
| 579 | What's a horse's favorite condiment? | Mayoneighhhs! | |
| 626 | What animal is most likely to be a prostitute? | A whorse! | |
| 702 | What do slutty horses wear on their hooves? | Whoreshoes! | |
| 716 | What's small, red, and has to whisper? | A hoarse radish! | |
| 767 | How do you tame wild rice? | With a really tiny saddle! |
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