17 results found for tag 'get'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 87 | What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of circus midgets? | The circus midgets are a bunch of cunning runts... | |
| 227 | What's the difference between a short Eskimo and a fat eunuch? | One's a frigid midget with a rigid digit, and the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel! | |
| 250 | What do a dwarf and a midget have in common? | Very little! | |
| 312 | What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby? | "You're just going to have to be a little patient." | |
| 374 | What's Lil' John's favorite vegetable? | YEEAAAMS! | |
| 480 | Why was the avocado stressed out? | He 'vacado 'bout a big test! | |
| 502 | Why are other vegetables afraid of celery? | Because it stalks! | |
| 517 | What do you get when you divide a Jack-O'-Lantern's circumference by its diameter? | Pumpkin pi! | |
| 518 | Did you hear about the guy who was caught pickpocketing dwarves? | How could anyone stoop so low! | |
| 557 | What do you call children born in a whorehouse? | Brothel sprouts! | |
| 560 | How do farmers party? | They turnip the beet! | |
| 581 | Vegans think butchers are gross... | ...but people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer! | |
| 648 | What do you call a little Mexican? | A paragraph. He's too short to be an essay! | |
| 716 | What's small, red, and has to whisper? | A hoarse radish! | |
| 717 | What do you call a vegetable that’s out of style? | A has-bean. | |
| 730 | How do you comfort a skeleton? | "It's going tibialright!" | |
| 787 | How are soybeans and dildos alike? | They are both imitation meats! |
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