22 results found for tag 'boo'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | What type of bees make milk? | Boobies! | |
| 10 | How do you make a tissue dance? | You put a little boogie in it! | |
| 14 | What did the man say to the two owls? | "Nice hooters!" | |
| 28 | Why was the algebra book sad? | Because he had a lot of problems! | |
| 48 | What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? | "We need to get some support or people will think we're nuts!" | |
| 241 | How do you catch a bra? | You set a booby trap! | |
| 248 | What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater? | "This is the worst book I've ever read." | |
| 259 | What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head? | "I have only my shelf to blame." | |
| 290 | What is really bad at baseball but really good at parties? | A pitcher full of margaritas! | |
| 333 | What do you call a dictionary on drugs? | Addictionary! | |
| 348 | What does every pirate hate? | A small chest with no booty! | |
| 420 | What do you call a lonely Kleenex? | A missue! | |
| 447 | What happened to Watson after Sherlock died? | He became Holmesless! | |
| 482 | What is a comedian's favorite drink? | Booze! | |
| 524 | What did the ghost say to the bee? | "Boo, bee!" | |
| 558 | How does a robot handle a one night stand? | He nuts and bolts! | |
| 628 | Why was the band teacher so controversial? | He made his students read band books! | |
| 632 | Why does Boo Boo never wear shoes? | He prefers to go bearfoot! | |
| 657 | What do you call an exploding monkey? | A baboom! | |
| 659 | What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? | Prime mates! | |
| 722 | Why did Ariel get new seashells? | Because she outgrew her B-Shells! | |
| 752 | What is a mathematician's favorite kind of boob? | Quantitties! |
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