14 results found for tag 'drink'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 226 | What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow? | Reality! | |
| 231 | What does Batman put in his drink? | Just ice! | |
| 261 | What state has the smallest soft drinks? | Minisoda! | |
| 290 | What is really bad at baseball but really good at parties? | A pitcher full of margaritas! | |
| 321 | What did the German physicist use to drink his beer? | Ein stein! | |
| 427 | What kind of wine do horses drink? | Chardonneigh! | |
| 482 | What is a comedian's favorite drink? | Booze! | |
| 556 | What's the only drink size allowed in North Korea? | Supreme Liter! | |
| 575 | What's a martial artist's favorite beverage? | Kara-tea! | |
| 656 | What noise does Stalin make when he drinks? | "Gulag gulag gulag" | |
| 701 | Why was the blonde snorting Sweet 'n Low? | She thought it was diet coke! | |
| 703 | What kind of teas have the most milk? | Tit-teas! | |
| 741 | What's an optimistic vampire's favorite drink? | B Positive! | |
| 803 | Where do buffalo wings come from? | A buffalo walks into a bar and orders a red bull. |
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