19 results found for tag 'wee'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 79 | What did the sign at the drug rehab center read? | "KEEP OFF THE GRASS!" | |
| 81 | Why was the sand wet? | Because the sea weed! | |
| 196 | Did you hear about the new broom engineered in the US? | It's sweeping the nation! | |
| 307 | What's a hillbilly's favorite thing to do on Halloween? | Pumpkin. | |
| 353 | What do you call a fast zombie? | A zoombie! | |
| 374 | What's Lil' John's favorite vegetable? | YEEAAAMS! | |
| 423 | What kind of weed do lizards smoke? | Mariguana! | |
| 456 | What did one eye say to the other eye? | "Between you and me, something smells!" | |
| 466 | What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? | If you have bird flu, you need tweetment, but if you have swine flu, you need oinkment! | |
| 517 | What do you get when you divide a Jack-O'-Lantern's circumference by its diameter? | Pumpkin pi! | |
| 524 | What did the ghost say to the bee? | "Boo, bee!" | |
| 534 | Have you heard about the magician who was arrested at the candy store? | He had a few Twix up his sleeve! | |
| 621 | What's a trashman's favorite holiday? | HAULER-ween! | |
| 678 | What's a policeman's favorite gaming console? | WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U | |
| 701 | Why was the blonde snorting Sweet 'n Low? | She thought it was diet coke! | |
| 709 | How does a lady vampire flirt? | She bats her eyes! | |
| 730 | How do you comfort a skeleton? | "It's going tibialright!" | |
| 743 | Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest? | Because the rest are weekdays! | |
| 792 | Why are accountants excited to work on the weekend? | Because they get to wear casual clothes to the office! |
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