8 results found for tag 'steal'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 194 | Did you hear about the thief who planned to steal 1000 from the bank? | It was a grand plan! | |
| 305 | Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? | They each got six months! | |
| 518 | Did you hear about the guy who was caught pickpocketing dwarves? | How could anyone stoop so low! | |
| 534 | Have you heard about the magician who was arrested at the candy store? | He had a few Twix up his sleeve! | |
| 559 | What did the baker say when his son stole his dough? | "Hey! I kneaded that!" | |
| 587 | What do you call a stolen Tesla? | An Edison! | |
| 612 | What happens if someone steals uranium? | It becomes theiranium! | |
| 810 | What crime did the blacksmith commit? | He was accused for forgery but was convicted of steeling! |
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