9 results found for tag 'eye'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 156 | What do you call a fish with no eye? | A fsh! | |
| 198 | Did you hear about the eye doctor on the Alaskan island? | Turned out he was an optical Aleutian. | |
| 456 | What did one eye say to the other eye? | "Between you and me, something smells!" | |
| 539 | Did you hear about the guy who could cut wood just by looking at it? | He saw it with his own eyes. | |
| 599 | Why doesn't Popeye's dick rust? | Because he dips it in Olive Oyl! | |
| 700 | Why shouldn't you run with bagpipes? | You could put an aye out, or even get kilt! | |
| 709 | How does a lady vampire flirt? | She bats her eyes! | |
| 735 | Why is dark spelled with a "K" and not a "C"? | Because you can't "C" in the dark! | |
| 817 | What's the difference between a black-eyed pea and a chickpea? | The black-eyed peas can sing us a song but the chickpeas can only hummus one! |
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