6 results found for tag 'pee'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 20 | Why did the banana go to the hospital? | Because he wasn't peeling well! | |
| 81 | Why was the sand wet? | Because the sea weed! | |
| 86 | What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? | A pickpocket snatches watches... | |
| 308 | Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? | Because the P is silent! | |
| 470 | What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? | Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup! | |
| 750 | Exactly how excited was Wendy to get to Neverland? | She was so excited that she nearly Peter Pans! |
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