8 results found for tag 'drug'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 79 | What did the sign at the drug rehab center read? | "KEEP OFF THE GRASS!" | |
| 333 | What do you call a dictionary on drugs? | Addictionary! | |
| 335 | What time do drug dealers wake up? | At the crack of dawn! | |
| 370 | Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on Viagra? | They couldn't close the coffin! | |
| 452 | Why did the Mexican take Xanax? | Because of hispanic attacks! | |
| 469 | What do ducks smoke? | Quack! | |
| 701 | Why was the blonde snorting Sweet 'n Low? | She thought it was diet coke! | |
| 708 | What happens when you mix anti-depressants and Viagra? | When you cum, the glass is half full. |
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