4 results found for tag 'pig'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 46 | How do you take a pig to the hospital? | By hambulance! | |
| 395 | What do you call 50 female pigs and 50 male deer? | 100 sows and bucks! | |
| 466 | What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? | If you have bird flu, you need tweetment, but if you have swine flu, you need oinkment! | |
| 491 | What do you call a pig who lost his voice? | Disgruntled! |
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