14 results found for tag 'wear'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 40 | What did Delaware? | A New Jersey! | |
| 165 | What did the attorney wear to work? | A law suit! | |
| 169 | Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? | Because his pecker is on his head! | |
| 253 | What do you call a potato wearing glasses? | A spectator! | |
| 254 | Why does Waldo wear stripes? | Because he doesn't want to be spotted! | |
| 278 | Why does Waldo wear stripes? | Because he doesn't want to be spotted! | |
| 323 | What kind of underwear do reporters wear? | News briefs! | |
| 339 | What does a baker wear on his feet? | Loafers! | |
| 411 | Why doesn't Magneto wear purple anymore? | Because the days of fuchsia passed! | |
| 477 | What does King Arthur wear to bed? | A knight gown! | |
| 618 | Why must you wash you clothes in Tide? | Because it's too cold to wash them out tide! | |
| 784 | Why couldn't the vacuum ever say bad words? | Because it was clean! | |
| 792 | Why are accountants excited to work on the weekend? | Because they get to wear casual clothes to the office! | |
| 806 | What kind of shoes do frogs wear? | Open-toad sandals! |
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