30 results found for tag 'can'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 17 | What did the melon say when her boyfriend said they should get married in Vegas? | "But honey, we canteloupe!" | |
| 31 | How much do pirate earrings cost? | About a buccaneer! | |
| 33 | Why don't cannibals eat comedians? | Because they taste funny. | |
| 180 | What is the difference between Ann Coulter and Donald Trump? | Her dick works. | |
| 216 | What do you call a Latino with a rubber toe? | Roberto! | |
| 235 | Did you hear about the crazy Mexican Train Killer? | He had loco motives! | |
| 309 | Did you hear about the Latin train killer? | He had locomotives! | |
| 340 | How many ears does Spock have? | 3: The left ear, the right ear, and the Final Front-ear! | |
| 362 | What does American coffee and having sex in a canoe have in common? | It's fucking close to water! | |
| 371 | What kind of doctor is always on call? | An oncologist! | |
| 405 | What do you call a really fat Latino singer? | El Ton John | |
| 433 | What two letters can spell the word "candy?" | C and Y! | |
| 452 | Why did the Mexican take Xanax? | Because of hispanic attacks! | |
| 457 | What is the moon's favorite gum? | Orbit! | |
| 534 | Have you heard about the magician who was arrested at the candy store? | He had a few Twix up his sleeve! | |
| 576 | What kind of bone will a dog never eat? | A trombone! | |
| 578 | Why does the Finnish navy have bar codes on the side of their ships? | So they can Scandanavian. | |
| 593 | How is the Panama Canal different from Sarah Palin on a merry-go-round? | The Panama Canal is a busy ditch... | |
| 647 | How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? | Just Juan! | |
| 648 | What do you call a little Mexican? | A paragraph. He's too short to be an essay! | |
| 671 | What's Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit? | Cantaloupe! | |
| 696 | Did you hear about the cannibalistic lion? | Eventually he had to swallow his pride! | |
| 701 | Why was the blonde snorting Sweet 'n Low? | She thought it was diet coke! | |
| 707 | Why did the triangle player quit the Jamaican rock band? | It was just one ting after another! | |
| 719 | Why couldn't the Mexican archer shoot his bow? | He didn't habanero! | |
| 728 | Why can tin cans achieve most everything? | Else if they didn't, they'd be called tin can'ts! | |
| 738 | What do you call four Latinos in quicksand? | Quatro cinco! | |
| 739 | Why can't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three? | Because the signs all say "NO TRES-PASSING"! | |
| 758 | How do you tell the difference between an Indian and an African elephant? | One of them is an elephant! | |
| 804 | How do you motivate a tropical bird? | TOUCAN DO IT! |
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