11 results found for tag 'light'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 25 | Why do fluorescent lights always hum? | Because they don't know the words! | |
| 203 | What's the difference between light and hard? | You can sleep with a light on. | |
| 219 | What's blue and doesn't weigh much? | Light blue | |
| 380 | How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb? | Two: one to screw it all the way in and another to give it a surprising twist at the end! | |
| 455 | What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? | A hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter! | |
| 537 | Why is Peter Pan always flying? | He Neverlands! | |
| 647 | How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? | Just Juan! | |
| 669 | What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? | One weighs a ton, the other is a little lighter! | |
| 723 | What do you call a statue with a lightsaber? | Mannequin Skywalker! | |
| 753 | How did Thor lose his lightning powers? | His father grounded him! | |
| 794 | How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb? | How many did it take last year? |
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