29 results found for tag 'tin'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 30 | Did you hear about the new pirate movie? | It's rated ARRRRRR! | |
| 174 | What washes up on tiny beaches? | Microwaves! | |
| 216 | What do you call a Latino with a rubber toe? | Roberto! | |
| 292 | Why should you never trust graphs? | Because they're always plotting something! | |
| 309 | Did you hear about the Latin train killer? | He had locomotives! | |
| 360 | Why was Princess Leia's dating life so miserable? | Because she was looking for love in Alderaan places! | |
| 405 | What do you call a really fat Latino singer? | El Ton John | |
| 441 | How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving Turkey? | Nuked! | |
| 452 | Why did the Mexican take Xanax? | Because of hispanic attacks! | |
| 462 | What did one plate say to the other plate? | Dinner's on me! | |
| 473 | What did the judge say when the skunk entered the courtroom? | "Odor in the court!" | |
| 528 | What do you call a protective aardvark? | A guardvark! | |
| 537 | Why is Peter Pan always flying? | He Neverlands! | |
| 547 | What do you call a procrastinating woodpecker? | A wouldpecker! | |
| 583 | What kind of exercise do lazy people do? | Diddly squats! | |
| 629 | What is a clumsy bee called? | A bumblebee! | |
| 637 | Did you hear that Sting was kidnapped? | The Police have no lead! | |
| 647 | How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? | Just Juan! | |
| 648 | What do you call a little Mexican? | A paragraph. He's too short to be an essay! | |
| 681 | Did you hear about the guy who didn't use spreadsheets for fourty days and fourty nights? | He said it was Excel Lent! | |
| 698 | What did the Italian say after eating a pizza topped with eel? | "That's a moray!" | |
| 707 | Why did the triangle player quit the Jamaican rock band? | It was just one ting after another! | |
| 711 | What do you call a cow masturbating in a field? | Beef stroganoff. | |
| 719 | Why couldn't the Mexican archer shoot his bow? | He didn't habanero! | |
| 728 | Why can tin cans achieve most everything? | Else if they didn't, they'd be called tin can'ts! | |
| 738 | What do you call four Latinos in quicksand? | Quatro cinco! | |
| 739 | Why can't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three? | Because the signs all say "NO TRES-PASSING"! | |
| 750 | Exactly how excited was Wendy to get to Neverland? | She was so excited that she nearly Peter Pans! | |
| 756 | What should you do if you see a fireman? | Put it out, man! |
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