12 results found for tag 'thing'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 40 | What did Delaware? | A New Jersey! | |
| 72 | Why should you never date a tennis player? | Because love means nothing to them! | |
| 165 | What did the attorney wear to work? | A law suit! | |
| 425 | Why can't two elephants go swimming? | They only have one pair of trunks! | |
| 450 | What has 100 legs but can't walk? | 50 pairs of pants! | |
| 451 | What kind of pajamas does King Arthur wear? | A knight gown! | |
| 611 | Why is the army so strict about uniforms? | To minimize casual tees! | |
| 707 | Why did the triangle player quit the Jamaican rock band? | It was just one ting after another! | |
| 728 | Why can tin cans achieve most everything? | Else if they didn't, they'd be called tin can'ts! | |
| 746 | How do you keep a gentleman away? | Use detergent! | |
| 792 | Why are accountants excited to work on the weekend? | Because they get to wear casual clothes to the office! | |
| 806 | What kind of shoes do frogs wear? | Open-toad sandals! |
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