13 results found for tag 'sing'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 38 | Why did the tomato blush? | He saw the salad dressing! | |
| 243 | How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? | Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers! | |
| 336 | What do you call a bear without an ear? | A "B"! | |
| 380 | How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb? | Two: one to screw it all the way in and another to give it a surprising twist at the end! | |
| 405 | What do you call a really fat Latino singer? | El Ton John | |
| 420 | What do you call a lonely Kleenex? | A missue! | |
| 527 | What do you call a singing aardvark? | A bardvark! | |
| 541 | What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? | Hand eeeeeyeeeeee! | |
| 630 | Why is a room full of married people empty? | Because there isn't a single person in it! | |
| 651 | How does a paraplegic cow get around? | With a veal chair! | |
| 713 | Have you heard the news recently? | It's really dePRESSing! | |
| 739 | Why can't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three? | Because the signs all say "NO TRES-PASSING"! | |
| 817 | What's the difference between a black-eyed pea and a chickpea? | The black-eyed peas can sing us a song but the chickpeas can only hummus one! |
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