11 results found for tag 'ting'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 30 | Did you hear about the new pirate movie? | It's rated ARRRRRR! | |
| 292 | Why should you never trust graphs? | Because they're always plotting something! | |
| 360 | Why was Princess Leia's dating life so miserable? | Because she was looking for love in Alderaan places! | |
| 462 | What did one plate say to the other plate? | Dinner's on me! | |
| 528 | What do you call a protective aardvark? | A guardvark! | |
| 629 | What is a clumsy bee called? | A bumblebee! | |
| 637 | Did you hear that Sting was kidnapped? | The Police have no lead! | |
| 681 | Did you hear about the guy who didn't use spreadsheets for fourty days and fourty nights? | He said it was Excel Lent! | |
| 707 | Why did the triangle player quit the Jamaican rock band? | It was just one ting after another! | |
| 711 | What do you call a cow masturbating in a field? | Beef stroganoff. | |
| 756 | What should you do if you see a fireman? | Put it out, man! |
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