8 results found for tag 'ship'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 264 | How does NASA prepare for a spaceship launch? | They just planet! | |
| 276 | What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? | Halfway! | |
| 435 | How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? | "I need space." | |
| 488 | How do you keep a space ship tied down? | With an astro knot! | |
| 578 | Why does the Finnish navy have bar codes on the side of their ships? | So they can Scandanavian. | |
| 630 | Why is a room full of married people empty? | Because there isn't a single person in it! | |
| 653 | Why can't you tickle a sailor? | Because they're nautical-ish! | |
| 661 | Why did dinosaurs pay for Amazon shipping? | Because they live in the land before Prime! |
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