3 results found for tag 'marry'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 17 | What did the melon say when her boyfriend said they should get married in Vegas? | "But honey, we canteloupe!" | |
| 303 | Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? | Because he's married! | |
| 630 | Why is a room full of married people empty? | Because there isn't a single person in it! |
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