5 results found for tag 'moon'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 388 | Did you hear about the lady who thought the sun disappeared? | She stayed up all night looking for it, then it dawned on her! | |
| 457 | What is the moon's favorite gum? | Orbit! | |
| 459 | How does the moon cut his hair? | Eclipse it! | |
| 476 | Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks? | Because they are a little meteor! | |
| 488 | How do you keep a space ship tied down? | With an astro knot! |
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