6 results found for tag 'lie'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 488 | How do you keep a space ship tied down? | With an astro knot! | |
| 550 | How did Juliet remain at a constant pH and body temperature? | Romeostasis! | |
| 552 | What are the trees feeling now that it's Spring? | Releaved! | |
| 571 | What do you call a dishonest rice dish? | A jambaliar! | |
| 671 | What's Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit? | Cantaloupe! | |
| 748 | Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet? | We only have one-star reviews! |
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