9 results found for tag 'space'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 218 | Where do astronauts hang out? | At the spacebar! | |
| 264 | How does NASA prepare for a spaceship launch? | They just planet! | |
| 435 | How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? | "I need space." | |
| 438 | Why are there no transvestites in space? | Because there's no drag! | |
| 459 | How does the moon cut his hair? | Eclipse it! | |
| 476 | Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks? | Because they are a little meteor! | |
| 488 | How do you keep a space ship tied down? | With an astro knot! | |
| 672 | Why are astronauts always so calm? | There's no pressure in space! | |
| 755 | What should you do if you see a spaceman? | Park your car, man! |
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