13 results found for tag 'cent'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 25 | Why do fluorescent lights always hum? | Because they don't know the words! | |
| 272 | What did Dr. Dre say when 50 Cent gave him a sweater? | "Gee you knit?!" | |
| 346 | Why didn't the sun go to college? | He already had too many degrees! | |
| 357 | Why was the Russian wasp interrogated by the CIA? | Because he was a cagey bee agent! | |
| 444 | How do you pay 5 cents for a concert? | Go see 50 Cent and ask for Nickelback! | |
| 448 | What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh? | "You gonna eat that?" | |
| 450 | What has 100 legs but can't walk? | 50 pairs of pants! | |
| 456 | What did one eye say to the other eye? | "Between you and me, something smells!" | |
| 474 | Why was the man fired from the juice factory? | He couldn't concentrate! | |
| 478 | What do you call someone who only believes in 12.5% of the Bible? | An eighth-theist! | |
| 540 | How does dinner smell? | Through its nose! | |
| 713 | Have you heard the news recently? | It's really dePRESSing! | |
| 779 | When does a square become a cube? | When it hits cuberty! |
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