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6 results found for tag 'phone'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
185 Why did Helen Keller have a burn on the side of her face? She thought the iron was a phone!
186 Why did Helen Keller have a burn on the OTHER side of her face? They called back!
505 What do you get when you put an iPhone in a blender? Apple juice!
674 What does a turkey's cell phone sound like? "Wing wing! Wing wing!"
747 Why do the French like to eat snails? They can't stand fast food!
772 Why did the iPad go to the dentist? Because it had Bluetooth!

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