5 results found for tag 'burn'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 185 | Why did Helen Keller have a burn on the side of her face? | She thought the iron was a phone! | |
| 186 | Why did Helen Keller have a burn on the OTHER side of her face? | They called back! | |
| 424 | What do a pregnant woman, burnt pizza, and frozen beer have in common? | A man who didn't take it out in time! | |
| 641 | What is Pac-man's favorite kitchen utensil? | A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok... | |
| 669 | What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? | One weighs a ton, the other is a little lighter! |
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