11 results found for tag 'key'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 69 | What does Coca Cola have in common with King Kong? | They both come in liters! | |
| 204 | What key doesnt open a door? | A monkey! | |
| 280 | What side of a turkey has the most feathers? | The outside! | |
| 344 | How do you unlock a monestary door? | With a monk key! | |
| 401 | Why couldn't the DJ fish? | He kept dropping the bass! | |
| 426 | How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day? | F5! | |
| 441 | How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving Turkey? | Nuked! | |
| 446 | What rock band has four members but doesn't play music? | Mt. Rushmore! | |
| 657 | What do you call an exploding monkey? | A baboom! | |
| 659 | What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? | Prime mates! | |
| 674 | What does a turkey's cell phone sound like? | "Wing wing! Wing wing!" |
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