13 results found for tag 'ash'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 44 | How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow? | Give her a shovel! | |
| 276 | What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? | Halfway! | |
| 376 | Why did the computer crash? | It had a bad driver! | |
| 422 | Why is dirt so expensive? | It has sedimental value! | |
| 444 | How do you pay 5 cents for a concert? | Go see 50 Cent and ask for Nickelback! | |
| 446 | What rock band has four members but doesn't play music? | Mt. Rushmore! | |
| 461 | What's the difference between America and a flash drive? | One is USA, the other is USB! | |
| 618 | Why must you wash you clothes in Tide? | Because it's too cold to wash them out tide! | |
| 621 | What's a trashman's favorite holiday? | HAULER-ween! | |
| 658 | What do Hitler and teenage girls have in common? | They both use chemicals to remove the polish! | |
| 681 | Did you hear about the guy who didn't use spreadsheets for fourty days and fourty nights? | He said it was Excel Lent! | |
| 746 | How do you keep a gentleman away? | Use detergent! | |
| 791 | How do you know when a software engineer is an extrovert? | He looks at your shoes instead of his own when he's talking to you |
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