9 results found for tag 'wars'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 275 | What is the internal temperature of a taun taun? | Luke warm. | |
| 360 | Why was Princess Leia's dating life so miserable? | Because she was looking for love in Alderaan places! | |
| 400 | How does Darth Vader know what you got for Christmas? | He has felt your presents! | |
| 419 | What do Jedi sheep say? | Dagobaaaaah! | |
| 572 | Why don't Ewoks yell inside? | Because they have Endor voices! | |
| 723 | What do you call a statue with a lightsaber? | Mannequin Skywalker! | |
| 780 | Who's the best rapper in Star Wars? | Boba Fett-y Wap! | |
| 808 | Why did Yoda train Luke Skywalker? | At first, he was Forced to, but eventually he realized it made the Degobah faster! | |
| 809 | Why did Yoda train Luke Skywalker? | At first, he was Forced to, but eventually he realized it made the Degobah faster! |
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