7 results found for tag 'put'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 376 | Why did the computer crash? | It had a bad driver! | |
| 441 | How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving Turkey? | Nuked! | |
| 442 | Why are computers so smart? | Because they listen to their motherboards! | |
| 483 | What do you call a tree with all its branches cut off? | An ampu-tree! | |
| 547 | What do you call a procrastinating woodpecker? | A wouldpecker! | |
| 681 | Did you hear about the guy who didn't use spreadsheets for fourty days and fourty nights? | He said it was Excel Lent! | |
| 756 | What should you do if you see a fireman? | Put it out, man! |
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