11 results found for tag 'eel'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 20 | Why did the banana go to the hospital? | Because he wasn't peeling well! | |
| 82 | A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What's with the steering wheel in your crotch?" | The pirate says, "Arrrr! It's driving me nuts!" | |
| 256 | Where do ponies go when they aren't feeling well? | To the horsepital! | |
| 364 | Did you hear about the wooden car? With the wooden engine? And the wooden wheels? | It wooden work! | |
| 383 | What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? | Virgin mobile! | |
| 426 | How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day? | F5! | |
| 529 | What do you call an aardvark made of steel? | A hardvark! | |
| 552 | What are the trees feeling now that it's Spring? | Releaved! | |
| 651 | How does a paraplegic cow get around? | With a veal chair! | |
| 698 | What did the Italian say after eating a pizza topped with eel? | "That's a moray!" | |
| 810 | What crime did the blacksmith commit? | He was accused for forgery but was convicted of steeling! |
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