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15 Two muffins are in the oven. One turns to the other and says, "Man it's hot in here." What did the other say? "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"
35 What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic.
69 What does Coca Cola have in common with King Kong? They both come in liters!
88 What did the banana say to the vibrator? "What are you shakin' for? She's gonna eat me!"
217 What do you call a snake who works for the government? A civil serpent.
222 How do you know when an Egyptian king is horny? From all the Pharoah moans!
362 What does American coffee and having sex in a canoe have in common? It's fucking close to water!
426 How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day? F5!
451 What kind of pajamas does King Arthur wear? A knight gown!
477 What does King Arthur wear to bed? A knight gown!
503 What do you call a British assassin? An arsearsein!
554 Why are the guards around Big Ben always so tired? Because they're working around the clock!
559 What did the baker say when his son stole his dough? "Hey! I kneaded that!"
641 What is Pac-man's favorite kitchen utensil? A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok...
654 Why did Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!
676 What do you call an unshaven British spy? Stubble-oh-seven!
753 How did Thor lose his lightning powers? His father grounded him!
775 How often do your friends from the round table visit you? Always! They come a lot!
778 Why did King Arthur's knights have so many children? Because they Camelot!
798 How are Stephen Hawking and Tony Hawk alike? They both love ramps!

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