9 results found for tag 'walk'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 35 | What do you call a sleepwalking nun? | A roamin' Catholic. | |
| 191 | What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves? | Christopher Walken! | |
| 450 | What has 100 legs but can't walk? | 50 pairs of pants! | |
| 675 | Why do baby ducks walk softly? | Because baby ducks can't walk hardly! | |
| 723 | What do you call a statue with a lightsaber? | Mannequin Skywalker! | |
| 757 | What should you do if you see a postman? | Walk around it, man! | |
| 803 | Where do buffalo wings come from? | A buffalo walks into a bar and orders a red bull. | |
| 808 | Why did Yoda train Luke Skywalker? | At first, he was Forced to, but eventually he realized it made the Degobah faster! | |
| 809 | Why did Yoda train Luke Skywalker? | At first, he was Forced to, but eventually he realized it made the Degobah faster! |
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