9 results found for tag 'fire'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 283 | Why did the man get fired from the pasta factory? | He made a fusilli mistakes! | |
| 320 | Why did the grocery store delivery boy get fired? | Because he was driving people bananas! | |
| 322 | Why did the bullet stay home? | Because he was fired! | |
| 455 | What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? | A hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter! | |
| 474 | Why was the man fired from the juice factory? | He couldn't concentrate! | |
| 521 | What do you call a T-rex who sells guns? | A small arms dealer! | |
| 641 | What is Pac-man's favorite kitchen utensil? | A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok... | |
| 669 | What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? | One weighs a ton, the other is a little lighter! | |
| 756 | What should you do if you see a fireman? | Put it out, man! |
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